‘Twas the night before Christmas on DeviantArt,
Not a paintbrush was stirring, and creators took heart.
The artists scrolled through Daily Deviations with care
Knowing kindred warm-fuzzies soon would be there.
Deviants were all swiping, all snug on their phones
While visions of inspiration across all time zones
Were zapped to their smart device, quick as can be,
At the tap of a button in a +Fav’ing spree!
When across the Interwebs there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to the Comments to see what was the matter,
“I’m bored,” the Journal wrote, “I’m on a long trip, too.
I don’t have my laptop, an
I was walking my dog until I saw this dead bird. That is unsettling enough for me but what really made me feel sick was the fact that the corpse was absolutely destroyed. Bones, guts... ugh! Fucking awful....
.... that is all....
Well, that was some Night at my wrestling company! Over 2,000 people! I was part of the security... that got completely destroyed near the end because of a wrestler diving and we got dragged into it! XD There was so many different wrestlers there. The Japanese Kai Katana, Wild Boar all the way from Wales. (He even said one of his moves is called Psycho Crusher.... Amazing!) The German Alpha Female! Chyna and others! I think we all know who Chyna is! I even got an autograph from her!
Well, my referee buddies are going to Wales (Specifically, Cardiff) tomorrow for some referee training. I'm sure it will be a hell of a ride. Scotland to Wales... Damn... But no! I'm stuck here.... FUCK!